women’s programming series returns september 4th

september 4 - september 6, 2026

What happens when fantasy meets forty-something reality? In this sharp, laugh-out-loud solo show, one woman spirals (gracefully, hilariously, and with a touch of delusion) into a full-blown midlife awakening sparked by Hollywood’s most charming (former) bachelor.

Marrying George Clooney: Confessions from a Midlife Crisis is a witty, heartfelt exploration of reinvention, desire, and the unexpected ways we rediscover ourselves when life doesn’t quite go as planned. Through candid storytelling, biting humor, and moments of surprising vulnerability, our heroine invites you into her world where chasing a celebrity crush becomes a catalyst for confronting aging, identity, and the courage to want more.

Equal parts comedy and confession, this relatable and empowering performance reminds us that it’s never too late to rewrite the script of our lives. Even if George Clooney never calls.

Starring Jenn Colleluori, Susan Dewey, and Olivia Calatozzo

DIRECTOR: TAMI FUNKHOUSER
artistic director: al fuchs

attend the tale of sweeney todd this fall!

september 25 - october 10, 2026

Sweeney Todd has become a bloody, worldwide success since being awarded eight Tonys, (including Best Musical), for its Broadway premiere. Stephen Sondheim's and Hugh Wheeler's (A Little Night Music, Pacific Overtures) tasty, thrilling, theatrical treat has simultaneously shocked, awed and delighted audiences across the world.

An infamous tale, Sweeney Todd, an unjustly exiled barber, returns to nineteenth century London, seeking vengeance against the lecherous judge who framed him and ravaged his young wife. The road to revenge leads Todd to Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful proprietress of a failing pie shop, above which, he opens a new barber practice. Mrs. Lovett's luck sharply shifts when Todd's thirst for blood inspires the integration of an ingredient into her meat pies that has the people of London lining up... and the carnage has only just begun!

Starring Kyrus Keenan Westcott, Sara Vattimo, Jordan Rediger, Laura Duffy, Jamie Talamo, Michael Doheny, Garrett Bruce, Robert M Colleluori, Noah Church, Moe Copeland, Christine Callahan, George Colli, Marley Ernenwein, Peter Hoefler, Cara Horner, Shayna Lorraine Murray, Grace Pierlott, Matthew Reeve, Will Reid, AJ Steele, Jennifer Weir, and JP Zarukin

DIRECTOR: DREW MOLOTSKY
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: ABBY DREXLER
MUSIC DIRECTOR: MICHAEL DOHENY
CHOREOGRAPHER: JESSICA TEEHAN
artistic director: al fuchs

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